The Final Presidential Debate
Final Presidential Debate – October 13, 2004
Tonight was the final debate at Arizona State and it was the biggest mess I’ve seen. I was expecting W to come out and stumble over himself as he did in the other debates. I thought Kerry would come out with the guns blazing pointed at W. However, that wasn’t the way it happened.
Mr. George stumbled over himself, but his comments made sense. I was able to understand the intent of his messages. Albeit incoherent at times, I knew what he meant. Jolly John was all over the map. He didn’t answer questions with clear and concise statements. His untimely rhetoric was simply irritating detritus. Since I have been pulling for Kerry all these months, he really ticked me off tonight.
For a while, I kept score. Bush one, Kerry zero. Bush two, Kerry zero. After it became Bush six, Kerry zero, I flipped to MTV to watch “Made”. Kerry came off like a man that was trying to capture 20 years of work into a one hour conversation. That’s impossible. Bush didn’t need to remind Kerry of his flip-flopping, nor his ultra liberalism. Kerry dug his own grave and seemed happy doing it. It was as if he thought that being a grave digger was the right thing to do.
In an effort to be ‘fair and balanced’, Bush was not exactly smooth, suave, and debonair either. He seems to have a problem with the pathway from his brain to his mouth. The intent of his comments was understood, but his hems, haws, stutters, stammers, and sighs clouded his messages. I’m not sure how he did it, but he was able to still trample all over Kerry. Actually, Bush’s comments pushed Kerry into the grave he was digging.
Bush has been known to not have a grasp of proper grammar and the use of the English language. Tonight was no different. He used the phrases culture of life, fiscal sanity, and pay-go. Culture of life appears to be a catch phrase for pro-life. Fiscal sanity was supposed to be fiscal responsibility, but it made sense because the current spending is insane. Pay-go was supposed to be pay as you go. He tried to get out all of these things, but it just didn’t seem to be concise. Bush even tried to crack a joke with the moderator about trusting the information coming from mainstream media.
The two candidates gave a lack luster performance tonight and were really unimpressive. If a voter’s mind has been made up, this debate would not sway them in either direction. If a voter has not made up their mind, they probably wouldn’t be able to make a decision based off of tonight’s debate. Here are the reason’s why:
If the debates are considered interviews for the job, John Kerry would be considered a Job seeker who could not answer the interviewer’s question without staying on the tracks to a concise answer,
John Kerry trying to recite his record and his past accomplishments resembles a job seeker that forgot to proofread his resume and left off all of his past jobs.
George Bush seemed like a man interviewing for a telemarketing job, but doesn’t have great speaking skills.
George Bush’s lack of poise looks like a shy job seeker hoping that his interviewer is a fraternity brother and gives him a pass.
Both candidates are trying to say what the hiring manager wants to hear so they can get the $400,000 per year job.
The media will report this as a toss-up or a dead heat, a tie, or a draw. The republicans will chant, “Four more years!” The democrats will say, “Once again, Kerry showed that he’s the best.” I say that no matter what the pundits and prognosticators have to say, Bush will win…again. People will lose jobs…again. A slew of Supreme Court judges will retire and new conservative justices will be ushered in and we’ll be stuck for 20 more years. I wonder if Jim Crow has been stretching and rubbing on his Ben-Gay. The 2004-2008 Bush administration may be calling him up off of the bench for duty.

